Listen, I LOVE karaoke, but certain songs need to be eliminated from the catalog due to overplaying.
“Livin’ On A Prayer.” Stop it.
“Don’t Stop Believin’.” Knock it off.
“Sweet Caroline.” Enough. Neil has a beautiful vast catalog of other incredible tunes.
“You Oughta Know.” Shut up. You oughta know that’s played out.
“Paradise By The Dashboard Light” with your stupid fat boyfriend. Song’s too long.
Same thing with that song from Grease or whatever the fuck.
And would it kill a bitch to sing some goddamn Cranberries? You want to talk about an underrated band. A girl could bring the HOUSE down with some Cranberries.
There are plenty of others that I’m tired of, but I’m very hungover.