Hey guys, I just finalized the set list for my new hard rock album, “Banished to the Scrotomb.” Buckle up, ‘cause this shit is gonna be HEAVY.

1.) Pop You In The Nose

2.) Dying’s Not Ideal

3.) I Don’t Like Soup (Baby I Don’t Care)

4.) Shit-talking Parrot

5.) Can’t Afford Milk

6.) Take Your Socks Off

7.) Dogs Are Better Than Cats

8.) Got The Runs (What Else Is New)

9.) Nailclipper Haircut

10.) I Drove Last Time, You Drive This Time

11.) Goddamn This Phone

12.) Parking Structure Blues

13.) Where Are My Keys

14.) Dad Voicemails

Now all I need is to write the songs, get a band, learn an instrument, get a record contract, and MELT YOUR FACE.

Posted 14th March, 2012