thethryll
Handsome. Unemployed. Handsome.

please watch my web series, Murder Squad.
I'm also on the WitStream machine.
NO.

Nahhh, these “posts” of mine. Nobody seems to be into it.

Going back into seclusion for a while.

Twitter makes me sick, “jokes” make me sick, it’s all the same awful, formulaic bullshit. Some people make a living off it, others do not. Not my thing.

You know what is my thing?

LOCKSMITHING! (maybe?)

It’s a simple class! Easy! I’m going to learn that shit, and break into your homes while you’re asleep and take your grandmother’s collectibles! (Awwwww, sorry! You brought it on yourselves! I have a Master’s Degree and nothing to show for it.)

-The Thryll



Posted 22nd February, 2012
  1. theslipperyslopes said: you should be a porn star. you like sex don’t you? i mean coitus.
  2. finallyhesleeeps said: What about Tires? Or fry cook? Maybe butlering?
  3. christinaincorporated said: I read almost everything you write here. I enjoy a good deal of it. Don’t stop.
  4. jusky said: i know how you feel. let’s become locksmiths!
  5. thethryll posted this