I’m sure I’m not alone when I say that stepping into a new pair of socks is the greatest sensation of all time. I’ve always dreamed of wearing new socks every day of the week. Then you can just donate the old ones to a homeless shelter, or burn them in the back yard or some shit. But after doing some research, I’m excited to report that this is a very executable plan for even my budget.

Amazon sells 6-packs of extra-low cut socks (the only socks I’ll wear) for about $12 each. If you get six 6-packs you’ll get 36 pair, which is enough for an entire month plus a few extra in case you get blood on some of them. All for the low low price of $72 A MONTH. Hey, I could swing that. I could probably quit drinking and have more than enough. OR, and even BETTER idea, is just cancel my car insurance and drive without insurance. Millions of people do that every day, it’s not a big deal, I’ll just not get in an accident. (Duh.)

$72 a month. Think about it.

Posted 12th January, 2012