So my favorite human being in the world is “Nature Boy” Ric Flair. Now Ric Flair is known for a lot of things, but one of the things he’s becoming more and more well known for is his inability to handle money. You can read all sorts of morbidly humorous examples of this all over the internet. One such example is the hocking of 5-minute phone calls or 5-minute video chats on his website at $495 and $750 a pop, respectively.

At first I was thinking, man, that’s really sad, and what’s sadder is that I’m actually considering it. The problem is, I think I would get SO MUCH from a Ric Flair chat that I would just want to make it a weekly thing. Wouldn’t that be a great web series? I’d bring all the stupid, menial shit that’s been bothering me for the week to this video chat with Ric Flair and I bet he’d give me some good goddamn advice. I mean, $750 for 5 minutes with Ric Flair is a better deal than $150 for an hour with some windbag psychiatrist by my estimations.

If I had a disposable income, I would absolutely do that.

Posted 10th January, 2012