One time this nitwit vegan chick tried to spoon-feed me her stupid vegan propaganda that was based around the following argument: humans are the only species that knowingly drink the milk of another species, and therefore it is “unnatural.”

Well let’s think about that for a second, Sally Shallots. Did you ever stop to consider that we’re the only species drinking another species’ milk because other species CAN’T GET IT? Like physically speaking, other animals cannot OBTAIN milk. When was the last time you saw an aardvark pop into Price Chopper, pull out a $5 bill and purchase a gallon of milk? THEY CAN’T DO IT. I bet they WOULD if they could, though. In fact, I KNOW they would! You put a saucer of cow’s milk out for a cat and they go absolutely APESHIT for it! So don’t sit there and tell me it’s “unnatural” to drink cow’s milk, you turkey.

I’m gonna go suck down some ribs. 

Posted 31st December, 2011